Yarrr! Here it comes! It’s officially Talk like a Pirate Day tomorrow, September 19th, 2017! And I’ve got your back with what to do for this very special day.

First, of course, you must go to Darthhell’s site and see what HE is posting. I told ‘im I’d make ‘im walk th’plank if’n he dinnae present somethin’ fresh from the 7 Seas! So check it out!

Then, check out the reasons and stories behind this great event!

Wikipedia International Talk Like a Pirate Day

Next, you must listen to this song/video! You must! Arrrgh!

Next, you must learn the lore and history of this ‘parodic’ day which is officially recognized in the United States Michigan and California! Visit TalkLikeAPirateDay.com for more details please.

And now, here’s your cheat sheet! Sort of…

WikiHow – How to Talk like a Pirate

And then there’s the more official page of course, with greater explanation of the terms, in case you want some real learnings.

How To Talk Like A Pirate Official WP Site

So? What are YOUR favourite pirate words? Got a pirate party planned? Who is your honest to goodness real life historic pirate hero? Or are you just a poser!?!

Imma gurrrrrlll…

Top Ten Pickup Lines for the Lady Pirates

By popular demand …

10. What are YOU doing here?
9. Is that a belayin’ pin in yer britches, or are ye … (this one is never completed)
8. Come show me how ye bury yer treasure, lad!
7. So, tell me, why do they call ye, “Cap’n Feathersword?”
6. That’s quite a cutlass ye got thar, what ye need is a good scabbard!
5. Aye, I guarantee ye, I’ve had a twenty percent decrease in me “lice ratio!”
4. I’ve crushed seventeen men’s skulls between me thighs!
3. C’mon, lad, shiver me timbers!
2. RAMMING SPEED!
…and the number one Female Pirate Pick-up Line:
1. You. Pants Off. Now!